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101 Super Funny Diaper Messages for Baby Shower

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Funny diaper messages are welcome humor when you’re already delirious from middle of the night diaper changes!

As a new parent you can count on diaper changes 24 hours a day! What better way to make it through another wake up call from your newborn, than a little humor?

This is such a fun idea to give to your partner when it’s their turn to take over diaper duty at night!

Or you could include diapers with funny diaper quotes to a Daddy Diaper Duty Kit or a New Dad Survival Kit.

Hosting a baby shower? Midnight message diapers is a fun baby shower game that is easy for everyone to play! This is a great baby shower game that works great with other diaper games like a diaper raffle.

All you need for this baby shower activity is set out a stack of diapers (size 1 works great, since most newborns grow out of newborn diapers quickly), sharpies, and flat surface for people to write on.

You can also include a cute diaper thoughts printable to explain what to write.

TIP: I like to add a list of ideas for anyone who can’t think of something to write! You can grab a list of diaper messages free printable and the diaper writing game free printable at the bottom of this post.

Super Funny Late Night Diaper Messages

Oops…I did it again!

“Poop” there it is!

I was saving this for you!

3 am party in my crib…be there!

Made with love

Careful when opening!

“I like big poops and I cannot lie.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s time for someone to change this poo-poo!

WARNING! Explosives inside.

This one is for dad!

Crap happens.

(I wanna be) So fresh and so clean, clean

Clear eyes, full heart, gotta poop.

Surprise inside!

Contents may have shifted during flight.

That escalated quickly.

This too shall pass. 

Tinkle, tinkle, little star!

TOXIC

I’m pooped.

Special delivery!

You’ve got this mama!

Only 7000 more diapers until I’m potty trained!

Locked and loaded!

This diaper has reached full capacity.

Pooooofect!

Just wait until I start eating solids!

Oh crap!

That’s not chocolate!

Let’s do this again soon.

Yours don’t smell like roses either.

Watch for flying objects!

Little stinker. 

Warning–I’ve got great aim! (boy)

“I like to poop it, poop it.”

That’s gonna leave a mark.

At least I’m cute!

Small person, big impact.

Mom, you da bomb!

This diaper isn’t going to change itself..

Big things come in small packages.

Use caution when opening!

Holy crap!

It’s all fun and games until I poop up my back.

Crap just hit the fan.

“Urine” for a treat!

Totally pooping right now.

Crap just got real.

Caution: CODE BROWN.

“Potty like a rockstar!”

Maybe it was just gas?

Hold your breath!

Open at your own risk!

Gonna need a few more wipes for this one…

iPOOPED

You may want to hold your nose.

Just think, someday I’ll change your diaper mom and dad!

Uh-oh…

Eat, sleep, poop, repeat!

“Push it! Push it real good.” 

They only get bigger from here…

I owe you one mom

What goes in must come out.

Just look at this as an opportunity to perfect your skill.

Operation dirty diaper has commenced.

It wasn’t me.

Well this is a crappy situation.

There’s more where this came from!

…and this is easier than potty training!

Did you ever think you would see this much poop ?

Yes, the strip is blue. 

I sharted.

I’m sorry for pooping right when you swaddled me.

Just view this as abstract art.

I love you!

Not finished yet!

Poopin’ all day, partyin’ all night.

Download is not 100% complete.

I promise to sleep through the night one of these days.

Clean up on aisle 1!

Bootylicious

You deserve a glass of wine after this.

Gas mask not included.

All the feels, all the smells.

To: dad Love: baby

It’s time to take Grandma up on the babysitting.

God bless this mess.

Houston, we have a problem.

You loved all nighters in college!

More wiping, less griping.

Sorry, #TMM (too much milk)

Hazardous waste ahead.

Thanks mom & dad!

Well, this is unexpected.

If you can read this, I need my diaper changed.

Mini boss

You wake it, you take it.

I love you thissssss much (see inside)!

TNT!

Here we go again…

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

How to Play Late Night Diaper Messages Baby Shower Game

This is a really easy baby shower activity! Guests will write funny diaper quotes or words of encouragement on the front of diapers using a sharpie or other permanent marker.

You can set this up as guests enter the baby shower, or create a special station for this baby activity with a cute diaper thoughts free printable explaining how to play.

Supplies

  • Plain diapers – Look for diapers that don’t have a big picture on the front. You may also want to get diapers in a few different sizes, so that the new parents can have a laugh longer than the newborn stage.
  • Sharpie or permanent markers
  • Late Night Diaper Messages Free Printable List

Late Night Diaper Messages Free Printable List

This list is great for a baby shower activity for coed baby shower games or traditional baby showers. Not everyone can think of funny quotes about poopy diapers, right off the top of their head! Use this list as a guide for your guests when they write late night diaper messages

Download a diaper messages list free printable below this image! The list is available in BLACK & WHITE or available in COLOR. Just click on the button below, download, and print!

Cute Diaper Thoughts Free Printable

Use this cute diaper thoughts free printable poem to explain how to play the diaper messages game.

Just print the free printable poem and place it in a cute frame!

“Late night diapers must be done.

Let’s make it extra fun!

Leave a message.

A word of encouragement, a joke or two .

Give the parents a smile from you!”

Hope you have fun with these funny diaper messages! You could even give a prize for best diaper message or funniest diaper message to encourage guests to get really creative.

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83 Funny Diaper Messages for Late Night Diaper Changes

Because funny diaper messages are exactly what you need when you are forced to wake up at 3 in the morning to change a diaper!

Laughter is the best medicine, after all!

If you’re a new parent, write them on your newborn’s diapers. Why? Because reading these funny diaper sayings during the frightfully early hours of the morning may actually cheer you up.

Funny diaper quotes are also a fun baby shower game. It’s a baby shower activity that will have the new parents laughing weeks after the baby shower. (Free printable available at the bottom.)

funny diaper sayings

  1. Isn’t it Daddy’s turn?
  2. I’m a stinker.
  3. HINT. It’s Poop!
  4. Love you. C U at 4am.
  5. Caution! Open at your own risk.
  6. Only a Few thousand more before I’m potty trained!
  7. Do you know what the hell you’re doing?
  8. Someday I’ll sleep through the night. But not for a very, very long time. funny midnight diaper messages
  9. Do you smell something?
  10. This aint gonna change itself!
  11. Hang in there! You’ll sleep again… Eventually.
  12. I think I went #3.
  13. DANGER! Hazardous Material.
  14. Dads Turn!
  15. Roses are red. Violets are Blue. Will this have Pee, or will this have Poo?
  16. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  17. I made you a present.
  18. What goes in, must come out.
  19. Oopsie! Had a Poopsie!
  20. Doodie King/ Doodie Queen
  21. Ipod. Ipad. Iphone. That’s nothing! Ipoop.
  22. My Mom is Awesome!
  23. What’s that smell? Oh. It’s me. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  24. That’s nothing! Wait till I start eating solids!
  25. I’m not pooping. Just thinking real hard.
  26. 3am party in my crib! Be There! (I’m not asking).
  27. iPood!funny baby diaper messages
  28. I made an Uh Oh!
  29. That’s Mr/Mrs Poopy Pants to YOU!
  30. How long can you really hold your breath for?
  31. It’s not a job. It’s a Doodie!
  32. Keep calm and change my diaper.
  33. Woah! THAT was a marathon poop session!
  34. I made an oopsie. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  35. Cute but stinky.
  36. SPECIAL DELIVERY – just for you… ’cause I love you so much.
  37. If you can read this – you put on the diaper backwards… just joking.
  38. THAT was the BIGGEST POOP I’ve ever taken, in my LIFE!
  39. Does this make my butt look big?
  40. My Dad is Awesome!
  41. I see Pooh!
  42. “Poop!” There it is!late night diaper changes messages
  43. Sorry if I smell. At least I’m cute.
  44. Remember, children are a gift!
  45. CODE BROWN. I repeat. CODE BROWN!
  46. There’s more where that came from.
  47. Diaper loading… please wait.
  48. Get your camera. I’ll wait.
  49. Daddy – this is the front.
  50. Scratch & Sniff.cute and funny diaper messages
  51. My motto – as you will soon see: Go Big or Go Home!
  52. Daddy, you’re handsome.
  53. Mommy, you’re beautiful.
  54. I’ve got a twosie in my onesie.
  55. I fill my diaper all the way UP!
  56. I have a “CAN POO” Attitude.
  57. Help! I’ve got junk in my trunk! Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  58. Captain Poopy Pants.
  59. It was your turn,  huh?
  60. Go do something nice for yourself – TAKE A SHOWER!
  61. Prince/ Princess Poopsalot.
  62. HOT & READY! Want some?
  63. Swab my poopdeck, please.
  64. Instructions not included.
  65. Resisting A Rest. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  66. Just so you know… I love you very much.
  67. Don’t bother me. I’m downloading.
  68. Foreman of the Demolition Crew.
  69. I feel a tantrum coming on.
  70. Sent from heaven. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  71. Wake up daddy. It’s your turn!
  72. There’s no sunshine in this package.
  73. Surprise!
  74. You’ll need more wipes. I’ll wait.
  75. Poo Happens.
  76. Hazardous Waste. Mask Required. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  77. Stop checking out  my butt.
  78. In with the new… out with the old.
  79. You’re #1, but this is a #2!
  80. Dad – you can do this!
  81. Don’t open until Christmas. Funny Diaper Messages are great, especially if you're doing it as a baby shower activity. It's hilarious! But for some of us, trying to come up with great messages for late night diaper changes, can be a bit challenging. Here are 83 of the funniest diaper messages to share with your baby shower guests. #babyshower #babyshoweractivities #babyshowergames #postpartum
  82. Ooh, that’s a stinky one!
  83. You pamper me.
  84. Good luck. You’re gonna need it.

Here’s a cute, FREE Printable for your baby shower. Click here to download your copy “Words for the Wee Hours.”

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Here’s the “Words for the Wee Hours” Poem for late night diapers:

A word of encouragement, a chuckle or two.

Give the new mom and dad, a note just from you.

Pick up a diaper and write on the booty,

Something to take, their mind off the doody.

To play this late night diapers baby shower game, you will need a marker for each participating guest, lots of diapers, and the list below. Our list of funny diaper sayings is not compulsory, but it helps to get the ideas flowing. Who knows – your guests may find them so funny, and simply copy them. This stash of diapers would be reserved for late night diaper changes.

PLANNING A BABY SHOWER? HERE ARE A FEW HELPFUL RESOURCES:

Hosting or planning a baby shower takes a lot of work. You will be juggling a lot of balls in the air. Use the resources below to make your life A LOT easier.

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Note From The Author

Putting this post together, was so much fun! I was laughing throughout the whole process. If you have any funny diaper quotes to share, absolutely feel free to do so… in the comments below. I’ll be happy to add them!

If you are looking for a baby shower activity, but this is not quite it, do check out our Baby Shower Activities board on Pinterest.

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Late Night Diapers Baby Shower Game

Late Night Diapers Baby Shower Game

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Picture this…your new baby is crying. You rub the sleep out of your eyes and try to see what time it is, but your night-time afro is covering your face and your husband is using you as an anchor while he rides the waves of dream land. The crying continues. The baby needs a feeding and more than likely a new diaper. Your late night diapering has begun. You shove your hubby, hoping he’ll wake up from his dream voyage, but to no avail. He rolls over and snores. That’s okay, you think to yourself. If you get up this time, he’ll have to get up the next time…which will be in 2-3 hours. You make your way to the babies room and now the crying has turned to howling. You check to make sure it is still your baby and not a werewolf, and then begin changing the diaper. You reach over to grab for a diaper and see what is written on it…

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Thanks to the funny and great baby shower game your friend did at your shower, you now have an abundance of late night diapers with funny (and sometimes blatantly honest) sayings on them to get your through the next crazy months!

What you need for the Late Night Diapers Baby Shower Game:

Instructions:

1. Purchase some diapers. Small enough for newborns and then maybe the next size up.

2. Arrange your diapers in a cute basket along with some permanent markers.

3. Place the diaper basket and markers on a table with your chalkboard sign.

4. Print this  list of examples {click on picture} to lay by the diapers to help your guests get creative in their sayings:

Late Night Diapers Baby Shower Game

 5. Explain to your guests that they need to write a funny saying on the front of a diaper.

This game was a big hit. At the end of our shower, we read some of the sayings aloud. Not only was this an easy game, but it was fun and will help any young mother out during those late night diaper episodes. Plus, she gets a whole basket of diapers!! Enjoy!

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Back in 2013, my husband and I were expecting our first child. We decided to have a ducky themed Gender Reveal Baby Shower because we wanted to receive things we needed like gender neutral items and diapers since we were planning on having more children and didn't want to end up with a bunch of pink baby clothes. The baby shower turned out really well, you can check it out HERE.

One of the activities we had set up at the baby shower was Late Night Diapers/ Words for the wee hours. This is a fun activity for everyone. Basically the guest write funny sayings on the diapers with  sharpies. When the parents are changing their new bundle of joy, they read the diapers to help make diaper changing more fun. 

Here is a picture of how the Late Night Diapers was set ups at our baby shower. The blank diapers were set up with sharpies and directions that read "Words for the wee hours. A word of encouragement, a chuckle or two for the mom and dad, a note just from you. Take a diaper and write  on the booty a cute saying to take their mind off the doody.". Once they were written on, they were placed in the basket. At the end of the party we got to take home the basket and all of the diapers.

You can use any brand of diapers you want to use. We used Pampers since Pampers have the most white on them so it was easier to read.

We really enjoyed the late night diapers as they got us through several late nights. Several of the diapers were funny while others were very sweet.

I was afraid the sharpie was going to run if it got wet but we didn't experience any stained clothes. I'm sure if the diaper becomes over full that it may run and stain the babies outfit though but we didn't let it get to that point.

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Several months later on Mother's Day I thought I opened what was a new pack of Luv's diapers only to pull out a diaper that said "My mommy is beautiful". It was perfect timing and totally unplanned. I found out later that my mother had opened up a bag of bigger diapers and wrote more sayings on them to keep the late night diaper support going for the first few months of parenthood. 


If you are having or throwing a baby shower, this is a cute and easy activity. The parents to be are definitely in need of diapers so why not make the diaper changing days more enjoyable by adding some cute and funny sayings. Be creative and have fun with the sayings. Incase you can't think of anything, here are a few of the sayings our guest wrote on our diapers:


  • Oop's I did it again!
  • Warning Toxic
  • Cute and Stinky
  • Open at your own Risk
  • What goes in must come out
  • This one's for Daddy
  • Diaper backwards spells "Repaid"
  • Your fault, you change it
  • Party in my crib 2AM
  • Don't look at me, that smell is coming from daddy
  • One day I will be wiping your butt
  • Houston we have a problem
  • Nose plugs not included
  • This is how you clear a room
  • It's that time again
  • Sleep is for the weak
  • To pee or not to pee
  • I think I just set a world record
  • 1 down hundreds to go
  • This to shall pass
  • You come in wearing a diaper and leave wearing one to
  • I drink until I pass out
  • Real babies do it in their diapers
  • I don't smell anything
  • Patenice or 1-800-Grandma
  • Relax, only 18 more years


Sorry the pictures aren't the best, they were taken before I had my blog but I figured this was a cute and creative way to capture the beginning of our diaper changing days. Isn't she cute! Feel free to share some more sayings in the comments. Please keep it clean!


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Midnight Messages for New Mommies – FREE Printable!

Midnight Messages - FREE Printable notes with hilarious quotes from baby for the middle of the night diaper changes. Best Baby Shower Gift!

If you have ever had a new baby in your Happy Home, you are probably familiar with the fact that your evenings are no longer reserved for sleeping.

In fact, babies don’t really care what time it is and often decide to do their most massive blowouts in the middle of the night.

Waking up at 12, 3 and 6 to change a poop (or hose down a crib) is no picnic, people.

So, in effort to keep new moms and dads from questioning their decision to even have children, I created a series of encouraging and humorous messages that attach to diapers meant only to be used for those midnight changes.

midnight messages1.jpgmidnight messages2.jpgSome of the messages are funny, some are inspiring, and all of them are intended to make the new mom and dad feel a whole lot better about being awake when NO ONE ELSE IS.

midnight messages3.jpgmidnight messages4.jpgmidnight messages5.jpgmidnight messages6.jpgmidnight messages7.jpgI included a simple FREE Printable in this post if you would like to give the gift of encouragement and humor to a set of new parents in your own world.

Print the cards (there are a total of 32), cut out, attach to diapers (I used some cute Washi Tape), throw in a gift bag or basket and let them know they can only use those diapers in the wee hours.

This makes a super creative gift on the fly for a new baby hospital visit or baby shower.

And who knows???  It just might be the very thing that helps a new mama get through that first month. 😉

Get your FREE Printable Midnight Messages HERE!

Happy Midnight Message-ing! 🙂

**Need another great baby shower gift?  Try my New Mommy Survival Kit HERE!**

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